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Don't be the last person without internets!
You may have heard about the internets while watching the TELEVISIONS.
Those who already purchased a box of internets admit to having their life changed
And accuse the box of internets of being responsible!
BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT!
YOU DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE LYING!
BUT YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT LYING:
Testimonials from Satisfied Customers:
 "I had heard about the internets, but I didn't know anything about them, so of course I was frightened. Then my friend showed me BoxOfInternets.com, and at such great prices, I couldn't pass up the chance to see what all the hullaballoo was about. My box of internets arrived in just two days (I hardly had time to prepare myself, mentally!). And, let me tell you, my life has been changed. Before I got the internets, I could only read about things in the Bible. But now I'm actually able to do them! Look! [becomes pillar of salt]." |
 "WHORES! I love 'em! When a co-worker told me about how they got a big box of internets, I just had to check it out. Before the internets, I would have one of the local pimps send out some of my favorites, but I have a kind heart, so when other whores started showing up at my door, I felt obliged to let them in. This quickly became very expensive, too expensive for a paralegal's salary. I started using the air horn at my front door to make them scatter, and I'd feel bad. Then I'd see them start peeking out, and they looked so sad that I started leaving out plates of mashed potatoes for them. After that, it was impossible to get rid of them without hurting their feelings. But NOW I HAVE TEH INTERNETS! FREE WHORES 24/7!" |
"Sure," you say. "But what happens after I get my box of internets? What do I do next?"
IT IS SO SIMPLE
IT IS SO EASY
IT IS NOT DIFFICULT
JUST FOLLOW THESE TWO SIMPLE YET EASY STEPS:
1. Open the Box of Internets 2. Use Internets |
And now you have the internets!
AND a box to put your dreams in!
WHAT CAN TEH INTERNETS DO ON YOU?
YOU CAN TEXT PICTURES
YOU CAN TEXT TALK
YOU CAN TEXT TEXT
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN TEXT!!!!!!!
LOOK WHILE I TEXT CHAT:
me: hai verysexlady: hae, u sound hawt me: yes, i m hawt. u r 2 verysexlady: lol, i m hawt 2 me: i take off mah clothes nao verysexlady: me 2 me: i sex u verysexlady: me 2 me: it is so gud verysexlady: mmmm me: u r nice. i contact 4 u ltr verysexlady: yes me: bai verysexlady: k bai |
It may look like a different language, and can be difficult to read, but it is not!
Think of what your friends will think when they see you texting on the internets.
You will be like an hero.
EASY TO LEARN!!!!!
LEARNING IS SO EASY!!!!!
A common question that I am asked is "That sounds fine, but is it easy to learn?"
I chuckle softly, look at their face, and I reply, "Yes, it is so easy to learn that it is simple."
And they don't believe me so I have to show them how easy it is. I say, "See? This is a box of internets. Would you like a wife?"
And he said "Man, I would love to have a wife, but I can't find one!"
I just smile at him, because I knew he was lonely and women did not like him.
Then I open the box of internets.
Then I use the internets.
"See? Your wife is on the way." The tears of crying were of their very nature happy.
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Then he wipes his nose and face, and looked at my askance.
"Wait a second," he says. "This is going to cost me, isn't it?"
OF COURSE IT IS!!!!
AND THE BEST PART OF ALL...
THE BOX OF INTERNETS PAYS FOR ITSELF |
That's right. You read that right. Click here for proof.
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We've had dozens of satisfied people
purchase a box (of internets)...
AND THE MAJORITY REMAIN SATISFIED!
THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE YOU, TOO, WILL REMAIN!!!
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